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  Ugly People

  by Fe2O3Girl in

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  do ugly people have a right to normal lives - relationships, marriage, families?.

  about half of us must be below "average" attractiveness.

  maybe xjws are on average more gorgeous than the general population.. what can you tell about a person by their facial beauty or lack of it?

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Both Charlie and Camelia would both qualify for the qauint Aussie description for being as ugly as a hatful of arseholes. All disrespect intended.

  Maybe this is the time for this joke -

  Prince Charles was reversing his car out of Buckingham Palace when he accidentally ran over one of the Queen's corgi dogs and killed it. Charles, very distressed, got out of the car and called out "Oh, god please help me!" A voice spoke out from heaven and said "For all of your former good deeds I shall grant you one wish". Charles replied, "Please bring my mother's favourite dog back to life." God spoke again and said "I realise you may believe I am all powerful, but to bring the dog back to life would be completely impossible." Charles then said, "If that is the case, could you please make Camilla beautiful?" There was quite a lengthy pause, and then god spoke again "Could we have another look at that request about the dog?"

  cheeses.
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  I?m Back

  by hippikon in

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  i?m back

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Hippi,

  I'll have to pass on the repost as the image is no longer on site. You may remember it, entitled "jesus loves you'' but then it states as the bottom of the image "I think you're a *#&+"

  I'm glad I was able to print a copy off ages ago and now hang it in my workshop. It sure creates some interest.

  cheeses
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  I?m Back

  by hippikon in

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  i?m back

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Hippi,

  Got your pm - yeah, I'm still hanging out here. It's good cheap entertainment, and besides, as cheeses said "by christ, where else would we go to lord?"

  So, are you still living in Briz Vegas?

  I've been thinking of reposting one of your early posts, one which has a very endearing christian message. Just for those who may not know you.

  Good to see you back, and I will give you a call.

  cheeses.
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  New Australian Witness Forum

  by HawkOwL in

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  hi all, i'm hawkowl, the admin of a brand new board that we have started up in the rainbow region of new south wales, australia.

  if your interested in dropping by and checking us out feel free.

  our board is password protected but i'm sure you'll work it out.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  HawkOwl,

  Am I to assume that when you say the Rainbow region of N.S.W. you are referring to the area in the vicinity of Lismore, northern N.S.W.?

  If so, then that is near my old jw stamping ground and where I still live.

  You say your site is a bit cheesy? Well, my ID doesn't identify with the foodstuff primarily, but, you may really need some of cheeses' influence on your site. I may drop by for a chat. I may be totally religiously irreverant and vehemently opposed to the jws, but I'm still a good old soul, fun to be around, and you never know you may be able to convince me of the wrongness of my ways and persuade me to return me to the fold, but, then again, I might also be able to sprout wings and fly.

  cheeses. everyone needs a lit bit in their life.
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  The Only way to the Father.

  by blabbermouth in

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  by reading all the vulgar posts in this forum,it is evident to me that most of the members of this board are not christian.that is why blabbermouth is here.repent ye,for the kingdom of heaven is at hand,here is what you do.get on your knees and say a prayer similar to this,"lord jesus,i know i am a sinner,and invite you into my heart as saviour and lord.thank you,jesus-amen"after saying this prayer,use the king james bible alone,and let nobody stir you wrong.the only way to god is jesus christ(john 14:6)and just because some false teacher told you that there isn't a hell,don't be fooled.do you think that the rich man believed in hell?

  (luke 16:19-31)may god richly bless your soul-blabbermouth(kayla)

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Oh, dear blabbermouth,

  It is so encouraging to find someone who has come to this board with a firm purpose in mind.

  I do admit that I am non-christian, and, at times, I can be vulgar, but, I would not call myself a vulgar non-christain. That would be just unfair.

  I tried the down on my knees business but by the time I found a comfortable position all I could think was "Why in the christ am I down here if I'm not scrubbing the floor?"

  And, to return the kind thought - May god richly bless you rSoul

  cheeses. who never can recall of what he needs to be repentant.
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  Going to my first meeting this morning

  by Bug in

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  hi there i'm new here, my name is fiona i am not yet a jw and have not started to study yet.

  i am very interested in doing so but since i am still new to all this i thought i should attend some meetings first.

  i am going to my first one today at the kelvin hall in glasgow, i am quite nervous as i do not know what to expect but also excited at the same time since it could be the beginning of a huge change in my life.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Bug,

  Here's hoping you changed your mind about going to a dub meeting after visiting this site, for as you said "it could be the beginning of a huge change in my life". Understatement.

  Virtually anything that life has to offer you will be more rewarding (and less damaging) than becoming entangled with the jws. Look at it as though god directed you to this site. Well, at least cheeses found you.

  Good luck, and read carefully the experiences of those on this site who devoted many years of their life to the jw religion. It is eye opening.

  cheeses. offering help to the needy.
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  What upset you about your past in the org?

  by Nicolas in

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  personnally, what upset me the most is all the wasted time.

  i'm now 21 years old, you'll say that i'm still young but i know someone you were at the same elementary school than me and she's now in university.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  The simple fact that I had a past in the org.

  cheeses. Believe in me and you still won't be saved.
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  Ozzie's back........and front too!!!

  by ozziepost in

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  now did youse lot behave while i wuz away????

  i hope unclebruce kept ya in line!.

  ok, carry on.. cheers, ozzie.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  ozzie,

  Where ya bin? Periodic detention? Undercover missionary work? Rehab?

  cheeses.
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  OMG....they had Threesome's in bible days!!!

  by gumby in

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  who woulda thunk?

  "and if a man take a wife and her mother, it is wickedness: they shall be burnt with fire, both he and they; that there be no wickedness among you.

  leviticus 20.14. sick bastards!.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  This reminds me.

  What is the definition of Relative Humidity?

  A. The perspiration which develops on your scrotum while you're having sex with your sister/mother (god forbid!)-in-law.

  cheeses.
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  I can't get to grips with being shunned

  by chuckyy in

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  my wife and i have been disassociated for about 2 months now.

  every day in our small town we are being shunned by former friends.

  one in particular annoyed me today.

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  Holey_Cheeses*King_of_the juice.

  Gill,

  Remain positive. It will be more appreciated as time passes - remember, the ones shunning you are still enslaved - you are free from all of their weird little practices.

  You will find ways to handle the shunning situation, which best suits you, as the occasion may arise.

  I have no set strategy for dealing with it. I like to keep the dubs in wonder, plus I like to have a little fun with them. At times, after being on the end of a shun attack, I will will get in their face with a comment such as "Oh, I see that you are still suffering from religiously induced self-righteous hyprocrisy", turn and walk away. At other times I will return the shun, with interest, with a cursory glance. It all depends whether I can be bothered with them at the time.

  At all times, remember - DON'T LET THE BASTARDS GET YOU DOWN! Maintain your advantage and never let them feel that their shunning is having any of the effect for which it is intended i.e. to make the recipient "realise the error of their ways and return to the flock" aka entrapment.

  cheeses